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Fuck. You. [17 Aug 2005|08:05pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]

I Just Have One Thing To Say....Collapse )
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[31 Jul 2005|11:33pm]

The more I think about it, the more I hate you.

Peace out.
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Annoying little shits [27 Jul 2005|09:51am]

There seems to be a problem with people and the excessive abuse of capitalization. It is okay to use them when stressing out a word. It’s like italics except stressing it out louder. That is to say, “I don’t know WHAT he was thinking…” See? The “what” can be all capitalized or italic. But when you make every single word capitalized, it’s only irritating. Yes, you’re trying to express that you’re yelling but it is what exclamation marks are for. It seems like you keep the caps lock on all the time or have your pinkie held down on the shift key. Either that or you have the shift key glued down, I don’t know.

Another problem there is, is the extravagant use of abbreviations, particularly the laughing ones. You are either high every single second or you’re just very easily amused. Its ridiculous how even when having a normal conversation you tend to go “lmao”. What is so funny about it? Some people need to lay off the drugs or consider entering a psycho ward.

How do you plan on finding yourself a woman when you constantly use capitalization and abbreviated laughing gestures? I doubt any woman finds it sexy to be yelled at in the face and then followed by laughing. I can only imagine you in bed, holy shit. I rather not do that.

Thank you and good day.

mansontheimpaler@gmail.com is my voicemail. Send your love or hate for me but don't waste my time.
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[26 Jul 2005|04:47am]


Do NOT believe Eminem if he says I cuss. I'm a good girl. I promise. He's mutilating IMes from me!
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[21 Jul 2005|10:40pm]

Fuck YOU.

Edit: And I have never hated myself this bad before.
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[19 Jul 2005|04:22am]

[ mood | blank ]

and the biggest jackass award goes to? Brittany Snow!

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[13 Jul 2005|11:10pm]

One: I don't care what color you are, black, white, red, I don't give a shit. We are all in America and I do believe we all learned how to spell the same way. Last time I checked, "black" wasnt a language, therefore you do not have to type "ah got ma journal taday yoz".

Two: What sort of pathetic life must you lead if you're coming around only to start talking shit about me and/or my friends.

Three: Kevin does not have the money ticket. Sorry.
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[15 Jun 2005|11:58pm]

[ mood | mischievous ]

Why am I always considered the "Girl next door" or "Sweet little Mischa" ? Can anybody tell me why my life can be such a mess, yet I'm happy? or why I feel so alone not being in a relationship?

Yea, so the end of tonights bitch rant.

Party tomorrow!

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[11 Jun 2005|02:42pm]

[ mood | cold ]

I'm wet.

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to moronic haters.... [21 May 2005|11:26pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

I'm getting a little sick and tired of seeing one of my best friends being accused of something she obviously didn't do. I have stayed away from the drama, I sat back and watched people fight like little high school girls. Oh no, I'm sorry high school girls act way more mature than what I've seen. What's worse is when people try to act tough and are so fucking horrible at it, I actually laugh. I love how people believe one person's version of the story without even bothering to listen to the other person's views on the situation. Seriously, what has she done to any of you? NOTHING. She's the type of girl that will listen to you and help you, she's never done shit. GROW THE FUCK UP. Ever heard of the saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Yes, we all learned that in kindergarten. Apply it to this situation. Some people have no lives so instead they have to sit back and cause problems for other people. How mature. This happens every month and none of you even bother to go "oh hey, I wonder why this happens?" It's pretty damn obvious. Seriously you're a fucking winner. If you want to start shit with her, then you can see the bitchy side of me. I may not fight with people often, but I come up with some pretty fucking good comebacks so try me. Grow up and goodnight.

Love, Avril

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I wore my best dress for you. [19 Apr 2005|07:35pm]

[ mood | cynical ]

ATTN: Ladies. Yes, guys blow. find a girl. film it.

I feel like an advice column for all the times ive heard about shit-listed guys today. apparently i have forsaken my penis.

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[04 Apr 2005|06:21pm]

it's amazing what updating your friends lists does to your journal. damn. i think EVERYONE should take advantage of the maintainer tools and do what i did today. it's like reading a whole new friends page, full of new people to meet.

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A story needing to be told...Can somebody shut her the hell UP!?!? [31 Mar 2005|07:06pm]

[ mood | piss off ]

Listen up people....

I don't discuss or talk about things I haven't researched, or studied.

It's a rule I have so that I don't sound stupid, unfounded and biased. It's something I suggest you all try too. Anyhow, if I do talk or debate about something, unless otherwise stated, I have given the subject the attention it deserves, and I know what I'm talking about.

Please don't talk to me if you debate or discuss something without information, and are firmly biased on whatever your certain belief may be, as it only makes you sound like an arrogant, self righteous, unbelievable, totally irrational... pompous fool.

You aren't worth my time, if I'm willing to listen to you ramble on without saying much of anything, I deserve you to listen to what I have to say.

Kthx. Goodbye. Rant over. Just call me Moxie.

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[26 Mar 2005|01:05am]

[ mood | pissed off ]

Fuck you. :)

Have a nice day.

[24 Mar 2005|09:07am]

[ mood | pissed off ]

Don’t think for one second that I don’t know that I am not the only taken guy who’s relationship you’re trying to destroy.

STOP telling me that you love me. We both know that you have no fucking clue what love is.

If you want to be a whore, fine, but you have to face the consequences of your actions. This includes angry women possibly calling you to confront you about trying to screw their boyfriend/husband/fiancé. Grow up and take responsibility for your actions.

STOP making her seem like a bad guy because she hates you. What fucking reason have you given her to like you? How would you feel if some slut was trying to screw your fiancé? Not too happy I bet.

Can you possibly be friends with a guy without trying to fuck him? It is possible, you know. It happens everyday.

Stay the FUCK out of my life if you’re only going to try to destroy it.

This has been a delayed reaction. Return to your normal lives now.

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>:| [13 Mar 2005|07:40pm]

[ mood | pissed off ]


That is all.

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>:O [13 Feb 2005|09:15pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

As much as I hate liars, I hate boasters just as much. Seriously, it's getting pretty fucking annoying having to hear every little thing that goes on between you and this person. Ocassionally it's okay but if you are going to parade EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING SAID TO YOU, don't even bother. I can almost promise you, you won't be getting the same reactions. Your attempts to make me jealous aren't working. Grow up already. I'm done.

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This is where I belong. [10 Feb 2005|01:22pm]

[ mood | cranky ]

I hate how people get broken hearts.
I've been there and it isn't fun. At all. Not even a LITTLE BIT.

I hate how people get disappointed, and how they get let down.

I hate how things (and actions) can be misunderstood.

I hate the way people act.

I hate the fragility of human emotions.

I hate things that don't make sense.
I'm a sensible person, it's easy for me to make things rational. I can handle physics, biochemistry, and even politics. But love? Now that's the thing that scares me.

I hate getting "crushes" on people.

I hate when someone "likes" you but they can't just come out with it.

I hate ranting about things I can't change.

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[10 Nov 2004|10:30pm]

[ mood | bitchy ]

Seriously, y'all, what's with all the claim posts? Claiming someone's left ear wax? It's getting old and annoying. Kthnxbi.

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[19 Oct 2004|06:07pm]

[ mood | annoyed ]

Why do people not respond to my IMs? I mean, not like anyone IMs me ever anyways, but when I try to talk to someone and they don't reply? RAWR!

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